
Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze. There's maoism, taoism, I Ching and chess. Think the many things they've done to impress, You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.īut they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please. There's nine hundred million of them in the world today, Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please. It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why. There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. more »īecome A Better Singer In Only 30 Days, With Easy Video Lessons! The world today is absolutely crackers. A high-pitched voice created by sped-up playback and meant to represent a Chinese stereotype joins the chorus as well.

Near the end of the song, an erhu starts playing to add more Chinese atmosphere. Broadly outlining stereotypes about Chinese people (an example of this is the stereotype that Chinese people are short, in the line "They only come up to your knees"), it also outlines the achievements of China and its people, including Chinese food, maoism, taoism, I-Ching, chess, penjing ("I like their tiny little trees"), Zen, ping pong, Yin and Yang, and Confucius. The song then segues into a jaunty melody in which the singer states that he "likes Chinese". The song has four verses the first discussing how the world has become a terrible place (due in part to "nuclear bombs that can blow us all sky high"). It was later included on the CD Monty Python Sings. It features on Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album from 1980, and was issued as a 7" single in the UK on 3 October 1980. "I Like Chinese" is a comedic song written and performed by Eric Idle and arranged by John Du Prez.
